Thursday, October 08, 2009

Joke of the Day: A Little Girl on the Plane

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book,
closed it slowly and said to the stranger,
'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger.
'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - .
Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says,
'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies,
'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

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