Joke of the Day: A Little Girl on the Plane

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane

when the stranger turned to her and said,

'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker

if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book,

closed it slowly and said to the stranger,

'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger.

'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - .

Yet a deer excretes little pellets,

while a cow turns out a flat patty,

and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,

thinks about it and says,

'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies,

'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?